Monday, July 23, 2007

Hazy Songs and Auto Rides!

Saturday, what a day!!

So, it starts out pretty normal (in jeans that rise to low -- paradox -- and bra straps that should not be seen! Ah, the blasphemy! ). Spending time in the auto on the way to forum, I am bombarded with messages from Vi and Debolinah! Oof, the haste these people are in!
Of course, by the time I get there, I see them leaving Fabmall (this really rotten supermarket) with two breezers. Yay for me!

A quick run up to Landmark, a little jumping around with the Potter book and then it's off to.....
.... *drumroll*

PURPLE HAZE!! (Jimi Hendrix. IS. my God. --- Not that they played any of his songs there. *raises eye-brow patronizingly*)

Down goes a beer and many fumes and I am as happy as a new born baby oblivious to the fact that the world is crashing down and feminists are being hacked!! *deep breath*
A rum and coke and another breezer and we're ready for Java City!

Now here is the clinch and the ingredients that added to one amazing auto ride:
Vi, Princess Selene, Debolinah and Me.
A broken, cackling radio.
A young auto driver who probably thanked his lucky stars for having us jammed into his little wittle seats.
Perfect weather.
And not to forget, a fast depleting alcohol high.

We decided that it was time to sing. This positively, sadistically, thrilling task was quite generously taken up by the Princess, Debolinah and Meh!
It all starts out with us being bitches (and me waking up from a 0.01 second slumber) and singing equally bitchy pop songs (Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! ). We really were successful at making Vi and the nice auto guy consider jumping off the auto.
And somehow... I don't think that would have fazed the three of us all that much... *looks pensive*.
We then decide that maybe we should stick to regional languages. A little classic is exactly what it takes to get very lovingly baffled looks from fellow passerby s and drive Vi and Mr. Auto Man even closer to the brink (literally).
The fact that this song was composed before any of us were even born didn't make us stop screeching! Oh no It didn't! We went right on with those ratty voices of ours !! (Mehboooooobaaaa, Mehbooooobaaaa, Mehbooooobaaaa, Mehboooobaaaa, OooooO--Oooo--Oooo *gag*)
Right on!

Java City was amazing. Noel rocked that show!
And then it was time to leave.
Within all that slush and rain!
What does it matter to us... we got to scandalize a few people...............

......... and then some! ;-)

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